Funny Quotes

So I thought I would post a few funny quotes from the girls.

Karis: Eventually this slide is a little hot. (She has learned the word eventually.)
And on another day:
Karis: Eventually I don't listen to my parents when they discipline me.
Me: Uhh....that's encouraging Karis......
Karis: Oh I am just talking about my pretend parents.
Me: Of course...because you always listen to us!

And the little co-parent Hailey after Karis had done something mischievous:
Now Mom....go and discipline her.
Me: What does discipline mean Hailey?
Hailey: I don't know...time out or something bad- maybe something that hurts her.
Me: Hailey! We don't need to hurt her to teach her.
Hailey: Now Mom...come on....I know you can do it......walk over there and discipline her.
Me: OK Hailey- whatever I do to her I'll do to you too!
Conversation quickly ends......